"A Shot of Brandy Please" by Brandy Bobadilla

My name is so lame, I hate it but at times I love it. Brandy Bobadilla is the name, not very common but lame. I like my name at times because it sets me apart from others and hate it generally because its a GIRL's name. My parents didn't know at first but eventually found out. The truth behind my name is horrify but awesome. Out of my parents the one to name me was my dearest dad. Well lets just say that before I was born my dad was the worst of worst.He was everything a dad wasn't suppose to be, he was a alcoholic and a drug addict. I'm really not ashamed to say what my dad was because its the truth and the truth should be told. My mom tells me that he would drink any alcoholic beverage he could find. she put a stop to that by blackmailing him in other words if he didn't stop his nonsense she would leave with his son and gladly he stop. When I ask him why he named me brandy he says "because the last drink I had was a shot of brandy, well actually like 3" OMG my dad is hilarious so thats the truth behind my name, Brandy Bobadilla